cancer_barbie dafremen Someone suggested they make a Barbie for cancer victims so that little girls can still feel beautiful. I wonder how that board meeting would go..would she still have those little holes in her head? What accessories would she have to set her apart? I wonder.. ~ ~Dream~Fade~to a conference room filled with suits, any one of which could have paid someone's rent..in southern California ~ ~ "Gentlemen, I just got off the phone with marketing. We can't use Survivor Barbie because we're already cross promoting with the TV show. It's a jungle gear thing, definitely testing strong." "Well we'll think of something. I don't suppose Dead Peasant Barbie would go over real well would it?" *chuckles erupt on all sides of the table* "Look chief, this cancer doll is easy, we just roll the heads out without hair. Think of the savings!" "But what about the extra plastic we'll use filling the holes in the head?" "No problem Boss, me and Gino already have design coming up with a bandana and wigs that should cover her head." "Just THINK of all the great cancer related accessories we'll be able to sell!! Iv's and wheelchairs and chemo therapy fun sets!" "This is going to be the best year ever gentlemen!" (Suddenly moans of pleasure ensue throughout the room.) *everyone runs out onto the balcony for an after sex smoke during their meeting about Cancer Barbie* 140106 what's it to you? who go blather from