avant_gardener
silentbob
I
sleep
in
late
Another
day
Oh
what
a
wonder
Oh
what
a
waste
.
It
’s
a
monday
It
’s
so
mundane
What
exciting
things
Will
happen
today
?
The
yard
is
full
of
hard
rubbish
it
’s
a
mess
and
I
guess
the
neighbours
must
think
we
run
a
meth
lab
We
should
ammend
that
I
pull
the
sheets
back
It
’s
40
degrees
And
i
feel
like
i
’m
dying
.
Life
’s
getting
hard
in
here
So
i
do
some
gardening
Anything
to
take
my
mind
away
from
where
it
’s
supposed
to
be
.
The
nice
lady
next
door
talks
of
green
beds
And
all
the
nice
things
that
she
wants
to
plant
in
them
I
wanna
grow
tomatoes
on
the
front
steps
.
Sunflowers
,
bean
sprouts,
sweet
corn
and
radishes
.
I
feel
pro
-active
I
pull
out
weeds
All
of
a
sudden
I
’m
having
trouble
breathing
in
.
My
hands
are
shaky
My
knees
are
weak
I
can
’t
seem
to
stand
On
my
own
two
feet
I
’m
breathing
but
i
’m wheezing
Feel
like
i
’m emphysem-in’
My
throat
feels
like
a
funnel
Filled
with
weet bix
and
kerosene
and
Oh
no
,
next
thing
i
know
They
call
up
triple
o
I
’d
rather
die
than
owe
the
hospital
Till
I
get
old
I
get
adrenalin
Straight
to
the
heart
I
feel
like
Uma
Thurman
Post
-overdosing
kick
start
Reminds
me
of
the
time
When
i
was
really
sick
and
i
Had
too
much
psuedoefedryn
and
i
Couldn’t
sleep
at
night
Halfway
down
high
street
,
andy
looks
ambivalent
He
’s
probably
wondering
what
i
’m
doing
getting
in
an
ambulance
The
paramedic
thinks
i
’m
clever
cos
i
play
guitar
I
think
she
’s
clever
cos
she
stops
people
dying
Anaphylactic
and
super
hypocondriactic
Should
’ve
stayed
in
bed
today
I
much
prefer
the
mundane
.
I
take
a
hit
from
An
asthma
puffer
I
do
it
wrong
I
was
never
good
at
smoking
bongs.
I
’m
not
that
good
at
breathing
in
.
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