flea
cathy
i
just
found
a
flea.
it
fell
from
my
hair
into
my
lap
.
does
this
mean
i
have
them
?
or
was
it
from
cuddling
the
cat
too
much
?
either
way
;
i'm
not
very
happy
.
010415
...
bloodstone
wash
your
hair
thouroughly
and
eat
spicy
food
(
with
a
fair
amount
of
garlic
)
as
often
as
you
can
stand
to
(
the
combination
of
the
taste
and
the
anticoagulant
properties
of
garlic
will
chase
them
off
if
by
chance
you
actually
have
them
-
this
is
part
of
where
the
vampire
mythology
about
garlic
comes
from
)
and
examine
your
cat
,
then
powder
it
and
get
it
a
nice
new
flea
collar
,
because
if
he
/she's
got
'
em
then
that's
where
they
came
from
and
they
will
keep
turning
up
otherwise
and
vacuum
your
carpet
thouroughly
010415
...
unhinged
everyone
thought
we
were
starving
the
cat
because
she
was
allergic
to
flea
bites
and
all
her
fur
would
fall
out
.
see
...we
told
you
.
she's
just
a
big
puff
ball
...she's
really
not
that
much
of
a
fat
ass
.
i
don't
know
how
many
times
we
vacuumed
and
bombed
and
dipped
the
cat
and
they
never
went
away
.
i'm
glad
we
moved
out
of
that
house
.
010415
...
ClairE
He
is
beyond
cool
.
011219
...
red121
i
am
flea
030109
...
smurfus rex
when
I
was
in
9th
grade
,
I
wrote
a
series
of
stories
about
a
character
I
call
...
"
Dink
,
the
Water
Flea."
See
,
Dink
would
always
die
at
the
end
of
each
story
and
get
reincarnated
as
something
higher
on
the
food
chain
in
the
next
story
.
I
think
I
got
up
to
9
reincarnations.
I
was
bored
in
yearbook
class
cuz
I
got
stuck
with
the
index
.
Joy
.
031118
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
