confucius_say 2 1/2 wise cracks Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Baseball very funny game: man with 4 balls no can walk!! Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Man who fly plane upside down have crackup. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Elevator smell different to midget. 010209 ... kx21 Say NOTHING to You & me, but preached his followers... Thus I have Heard... 010209 ... kicking through the boards of a closed mind kung_futzu 010209 ... the corrector That's K'ung-fu-tzu (or Kongfuzi) 011201 ... lost "man who stand on toilet is high on pot" 011201 ... Effingham Fish I, too, prefer the mud. Good day. 011202 what's it to you? who go blather from