silentbob's_bible
silentbob I have a black book. it has white blank pages. its bigger than 8 and a half by 11 inches. i found it in the sketch book aisle at hobby lobby. but i don't draw in it, not sketches anyway.
I'm writing this slacker manifesto of sorts. just all my thoughts spilled out, my values, my standards, stuff like that. never in anything but black fine tipped pens. black and bleeding. i write poems and stories and thought crimes. it's a lot like blather for me, only i can't go to other thoughts i've had by clicking on words i've written. funny thing, that.
anyway. thats basically what i think the bible is. buncha guys agree on one thing and write different examples and stories of how it applies. only at the end of mine the world isn't destroyed and renewed by everyone whose in the club because they have association with the guy inside.
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god hey bob! god here.
throw in some stuff about rabbits, and we'll put it all together for the next testament!
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chanaka and it is an awesome bible (having seen it)
will you print it and distribute it to the masses to create a new silentbob religion?
i'll join if you let me be an angel or something....
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Casey It's been a long time since I've seen that bible, I miss it 010415
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silentbob casey? You've seen it? 010416
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devotchka i've seen it *drool* 010416
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silentbob You have????

i dont remember ever showing you
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Casey yes, I've seen it 010416
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that is an extremely uneducated opinion. 060726
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