silentbob's_bible
silentbob
I
have
a
black
book
.
it
has
white
blank
pages
.
its
bigger
than
8
and
a
half
by
11
inches
.
i
found
it
in
the
sketch
book
aisle
at
hobby
lobby.
but
i
don't
draw
in
it
,
not
sketches
anyway
.
I'm
writing
this
slacker
manifesto
of
sorts
.
just
all
my
thoughts
spilled
out
,
my
values
,
my
standards
,
stuff
like
that
.
never
in
anything
but
black
fine
tipped
pens
.
black
and
bleeding
.
i
write
poems
and
stories
and
thought
crimes
.
it's
a
lot
like
blather
for
me
,
only
i
can't
go
to
other
thoughts
i've
had
by
clicking
on
words
i've
written
.
funny
thing
,
that
.
anyway
.
thats
basically
what
i
think
the
bible
is
. buncha
guys
agree
on
one
thing
and
write
different
examples
and
stories
of
how
it
applies
.
only
at
the
end
of
mine
the
world
isn't
destroyed
and
renewed
by
everyone
whose
in
the
club
because
they
have
association
with
the
guy
inside
.
001210
...
god
hey
bob
!
god
here
.
throw
in
some
stuff
about
rabbits
,
and
we'll
put
it
all
together
for
the
next
testament
!
001210
...
chanaka
and
it
is
an
awesome
bible
(
having
seen
it
)
will
you
print
it
and
distribute
it
to
the
masses
to
create
a
new
silentbob
religion
?
i'll
join
if
you
let
me
be
an
angel
or
something
....
001210
...
Casey
It's
been
a
long
time
since
I've
seen
that
bible
,
I
miss
it
010415
...
silentbob
casey
?
You've
seen
it
?
010416
...
devotchka
i've
seen
it
*
drool
*
010416
...
silentbob
You
have
????
i
dont
remember
ever
showing
you
010416
...
Casey
yes
,
I've
seen
it
010416
...
that
is
an
extremely
uneducated
opinion
.
060726
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from