bobby_makes_me_laugh
sixteen dear jamie


one day we will be married and live in a big white house with lots of little children and dogs with enormous boners which we will manually masterbate to keep them stimulated and excited.

if this does not happen, i will wreak havoc upon the nationstate of iraq, seeking out their children and slaughtering every last one of them. i will grab their throat bone, and rip out their spine and shake the bony yardstick with a skull banistar, shake it in the faces of the mothers of heathens and say, "This is what you get for being poor."

and then fly back to america, drinking lime scotch, wondering where you are until my dying day
May All Your Dreams Be Wonderful,

Bobby
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Casey except when he grabs my nipples, that hurts. And he needs to come home again, I was kind of rude last time he was here. 030625
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silentbob its ok baby, i dont find you rude, crude, or offensive 030625
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jane bobby has drifted away from being janed
that smart hooligan
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jane Subj: Re: blather mixtape 
Date: 7/15/03 8:25:53 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: bobbyevers@hotmail.com
To: Jane44079@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)



dear jane

i saw that picture of your eye


i approve of your eye


do you have more pictures?? of your eye? Etc?



May All Your Dreams Be Wonderful,

                           Bobby



send to: bobbyevers@hotmail.com
subject: eye

dear bobby:


i'm glad that you
approve
of my eye

that's the first picture of me
to ever be on the internet

i am hopefully going to be
getting some more soon

but they might be dirty
so i'll have to
censor
them

haha

i'll let you know

love,
jane
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silentbob trumpy!!
waaah waaah waaaaah
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ferret yes, you have a nice green eye! 030716
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from