|
|
bobby_makes_me_laugh
|
|
sixteen
|
dear jamie one day we will be married and live in a big white house with lots of little children and dogs with enormous boners which we will manually masterbate to keep them stimulated and excited. if this does not happen, i will wreak havoc upon the nationstate of iraq, seeking out their children and slaughtering every last one of them. i will grab their throat bone, and rip out their spine and shake the bony yardstick with a skull banistar, shake it in the faces of the mothers of heathens and say, "This is what you get for being poor." and then fly back to america, drinking lime scotch, wondering where you are until my dying day May All Your Dreams Be Wonderful, Bobby
|
030624
|
|
... |
|
Casey
|
except when he grabs my nipples, that hurts. And he needs to come home again, I was kind of rude last time he was here.
|
030625
|
|
... |
|
silentbob
|
its ok baby, i dont find you rude, crude, or offensive
|
030625
|
|
... |
|
jane
|
bobby has drifted away from being janed that smart hooligan
|
030625
|
|
... |
|
jane
|
Subj: Re: blather mixtape Date: 7/15/03 8:25:53 PM Pacific Daylight Time From: bobbyevers@hotmail.com To: Jane44079@aol.com Sent from the Internet (Details) dear jane i saw that picture of your eye i approve of your eye do you have more pictures?? of your eye? Etc? May All Your Dreams Be Wonderful, Bobby send to: bobbyevers@hotmail.com subject: eye dear bobby: i'm glad that you approve of my eye that's the first picture of me to ever be on the internet i am hopefully going to be getting some more soon but they might be dirty so i'll have to censor them haha i'll let you know love, jane
|
030715
|
|
... |
|
silentbob
|
trumpy!! waaah waaah waaaaah
|
030716
|
|
... |
|
ferret
|
yes, you have a nice green eye!
|
030716
|
|
|
what's it to you?
who
go
|
blather
from
|
|