zipper me? qotd: come in. can we borrow a pair of pliers and a screwdriver? sure. what happened? a catastrophic failure of a zipper. 991212 ... lokkust a tad more impressive than a zippo. but zippos are pretty damn cool anyhow. 991212 ... BewareOfPenguin To tell, or not to tell. That is the conundrum. The words tear at the very fiber of your being. So what are you supposed to do? Say, "Hey man, your zipper is down?" Yeah right. The only thanks you'll get is, "Dude, what are you doing looking?" You'll be labeled as a Crotch Watcher. So much for doing your civic duty. Of course, you could keep mum,let the dude roll around until he reveals his furry handbag to the world or some other chump falls on the Crotch Watcher hand grenade. Say nothing? That's not very neighborly of You! Dude.....what to do? 010506 ... BewareOfPenguin To tell, or not to tell. That is the conundrum. The words tear at the very fiber of your being. So what are you supposed to do? Say, "Hey man, your zipper is down?" Yeah right. The only thanks you'll get is, "Dude, what are you doing looking?" You'll be labeled as a Crotch Watcher. So much for doing your civic duty. Of course, you could keep mum,let the dude roll around until he reveals his furry handbag to the world or some other chump falls on the Crotch Watcher hand grenade. Say nothing? That's not very neighborly of You! Dude.....what to do? 010506 ... BewareOfPenguin To tell, or not to tell. That is the conundrum. The words tear at the very fiber of your being. So what are you supposed to do? Say, "Hey man, your zipper is down?" Yeah right. The only thanks you'll get is, "Dude, what are you doing looking?" You'll be labeled as a Crotch Watcher. So much for doing your civic duty. Of course, you could keep mum,let the dude roll around until he reveals his furry handbag to the world or some other chump falls on the Crotch Watcher hand grenade. Say nothing? That's not very neighborly of You! Dude.....what to do? 010506 ... confabulation zip zip zip i shouldn't wear these pants when I am drunk and in the company of males lookin for some sex. 010716 ... p2 if i may relate my story of 2 minutes ago i've been in the office 3 hours already walking around talking avoiding work i've just discovered my open zipper hmmm is that why the receptionist grinned at me? where is the good samaritan? a simple "dude, your hanger's open, and your plane's about to leave" would suffice or "i didn't know your stock went public" or "what's that strange smell?" no courtesy my sister and her friends say "it's raining in florida" if a bra strap is showing where is the male courtesy? her friends are hot though it should rain in florida more often a flash flood would be nice 021028 what's it to you? who go blather from