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sab because ask_sabbie_a_question was starting to get too long.
although it has one of my favourite answers in it anywhere, in responce to spiffys spunky maths question.

we'll start with the last question from that page - from once again
What does the color orange mean to you?

the colour orange means that we can all be free from blight, fungus and the boogie man, free from disco and jaffa cakes and random rainbow lollies. it means we can all read our books together bathed in the warm glow of censorship and party cakes and that everything we heard was actually true

except the bit about the dutch and their double letters, their confusing sayings and their tendandcy to skip with two ropes.

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daf Why is there gold n green glitter all over the floor in here? 050831
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sab because you've been visited by gargoyals.

it is a well known scientific fact that gargoyals produce glitter, and its jsut as well known that they arnt very happy about it.

they sit around, grumpily, for years at a time, guarding stuff, and then suddenly they sneeze or something and PHOOMPT, theyre shedding glitter like dandruff.

and tiny faries come to harvest it, which pissed the gargoyals off further, because theres nothing worse when you're in a foul mood to have a twittering, flittering tiny cutsie chick in a tutu smiling delightedly as she collects something you dont want to be producing anyway.

of course, sometimes some of the collecting faires go missing, and sometimes, when that happens, a gargoyal has a kind of statisfied look on its face as it chews slowly and swallows.

but thats unsubstatiated by anyone

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peyton sab

what is the difference between one person and the next? how is it possible to hurt, to heal, and to not feel anything, all in the same moment?
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misstree what would you do with a drunken sailor? 050907
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Death of a Rose earl-eye in the morning? 050907
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Myrrdin How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 060919
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Myrrdin Are you an innie or an outie? 060919
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unhinged are you ok? 201210
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