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A Fox and a Monkey were traveling together on the same road. As they journeyed, they passed through a cemetery full of monuments. "All these monuments which you see," said the Monkey, "are erected in honor of my ancestors, who were in their day freedmen and citizens of great renown." The Fox replied, "You have chosen a most appropriate subject for your falsehoods, as I am sure none of your ancestors will be able to contradict you."
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* Moment_of_Truth *
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A Fairy_tale:-
U.S.: No Widespread Abuse in Iraq Prisons
AP - 4 minutes ago
Bush- You Bet?
Saddam_Hussein: I Bet!!!
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tchiseen
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fabled
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* the_tip_of_the_iceberg *
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of r_o too
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r_o's grandmother: and what book would you like me to read to you tonight?
a 3 y.o. r_o: AESOP'S FABLE
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above should say first book of r_o too
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*white out splotches*
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The Lion and the Fox went hunting together. The Lion, on the advice of the Fox, sent a message to the Ass, proposing to make an alliance between their two families. The Ass came to the place of meeting, overjoyed at the prospect of a royal alliance. But when he came there the Lion simply pounced on the Ass, and said to the Fox: "Here is our dinner for to-day. Watch you here while I go and have a nap. Woe betide you if you touch my prey." The Lion went away and the Fox waited; but finding that his master did not return, ventured to take out the brains of the Ass and ate them up. When the Lion came back he soon noticed the absence of the brains, and asked the Fox in a terrible voice: "What have you done with the brains?"
"Brains, your Majesty! it had none, or it would never have fallen into your trap."
Wit has always an answer ready.
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what's it to you?
who
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