weird_impulses
birdmad
for
some
inexplicable
reason
i
wanna
wrap
myself
in
saran
wrap
from
my
waist
to
the
top
of
my
head
with
only
a
breathing
hole
poked
in
the
plastic
and
run
around
my
office
like
a
fucking
maniac
for
a
couple
of
minutes
annoying
the
absolute
bejesus
out
of
my
co-workers
i
don't
know
why
.
050427
...
anomalous
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...
Ivory
Haha
.
That's
crazy
.
My
impulses
are
never
that
crazy
.
I
get
random
urges
to
just
scream
really
loudly
a
lot
.
I'm
not
stressed
or
angry
or
anything
;
I
just
feel
a
scream
bubbling
up
inside
of
me
.
Sometimes
I'll
scream
random
words
like
"
PANCAKES
!"
or
something
,
but
usually
,
I
just
scream
until
the
moment
has
passed
.
But
that
saran
wrap
thing
was
so
much
better
.
Haha
.
050427
...
parrot sketch birdmad
NI
!
050428
...
falling_alone
i
want
to
lie
in
the
middle
of
the
auditorium
and
fall
asleep
while
classes
are
in
session,
i
want
to
lie
down
in
the
middle
of
the
sidewalks
and
watch
the
people
walk
by
,
i
want
to
lie
my
head
on
your
shoulder
without
knowing
who
you
are
.
050428
...
jennifer
I
think
birdmad
should
have
a
weird
impulse
to
check
his
e
-mail
because
his
inbox
is
full
and
I
can't
send
him
sexy
e
-mails.
oh
yeah
...
and
I
always
get
the
impluse
to
use
my
windshield wiper
fluid
too
much
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...
Ivory
Oh
man
!
Me
,
too
,
on
the
windshield wiper
thing
.
Me
.
Freaking
.
Too
.
I
use
that
stuff
like
crazy
.
I
also
want
to
eat
croutons
with
every
meal
imaginable.
O_o
050501
...
birdmad
my
old
e
-mail
address
is
dead
try
poisonangel72
at
hotmail
dot
com
050502
...
Lemon_Soda
Sometimes
I
giggle
for
no
apparent
reason
.
Not
to
original
,
but
true
.
050502
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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