happy_birthday_safeway
endless desire i will be gone so i just want to say happy birthday right now. you rock, blatherskite. here, now im going to sing for you:

"happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you. happy birthday dear safeway. happy birthday for you."

((imagine a screaching young voice))

now to answer the ztupid_questions, i would get you flowers from safeway, tulips from ralphs, roses from luckys, etc. and then i would make you a few of my little homemade puppets i used to make when i was little. or those kinds out of paper bags. that'd be awesome.

anywhooo, happy birthday tomorrow.
i will be gone for a week. adios.
((i am going to miss blather like mad))
030713
...
Flowers from Safeway THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

(blows candles out)
030714
...
Dafremen Well it's your birthday. What the hell and I suppose. The sight of Jane ripping off yer toes, (or was it your nose?) to take out her frustrations still has me wondering why I can't feel my big toe. Happy birthday. Cancer theme week for me. I hope you get gobs of money and all of it with nice cards, but still with money. Maybe a free dinner at your favorite restaurant. (You like Applebee's?) 030714
...
jane what? was i going to rip off someone's nose? 030714
...
Flowers from Safeway No jane, Daf meant girljane. 030715
...
ferret *heavy metal rendition*

haaaaapy birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
haaaapyy BIRDAY TO yooooooouuuuuuu
haapyy BIRTHday dear FLOWERSFROMSAFEWAY
happy birthday TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i hope you liked it! :)
030715
...
ferret i rode in a shoppingcart from safeway once, i think it was your cousin :) 030715
...
jane oh good

daf, clarify next time
030715
...
ferret chimps 030804
...
fugget what about chimps? 030804
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from