banana_peel
pSyche That's an accident waiting to happen.
We both laugh.

I proceed to get up and show her exactly how it will happen... "oh yeah, they'll be looking up and doo-dee-doo... " I so carefully place my foot on the banana peel. This only happens in cartoons....
WHAM BLAM
The place goes quiet.

I stare, dazed and confused, wondering why the hell I'm staring up at the ceiling. I have the vivid realization that my ass hurts really bad.
"I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually slip on a banana peel," one kid pipes up.
My friend starts laughing, and I start laughing so hard, I think I might pee myself. I think everyone else was scared I'd gone postal.
Why must I learn the hard way?


Don't step on banana peels, kids.
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u24 fantastic.
you've got to wonder who first noticed the unusual slipperyness of banana peel, though.
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falling_alone freaky-deaky, i glance beside me as the recent page loads down towards the banana_peel that lay beside me, and this blathe is what appears first.

i never have bananas.
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pSyche probably some poor fool like me who first noticed the slipperyness... part of some primitive cave joke, I imagine 070411
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unhinged cloudy_days like today
leaving banana peels on the sidewalk


i almost bit my shit
at least six times
to and from work today
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