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That's an accident waiting to happen. We both laugh. I proceed to get up and show her exactly how it will happen... "oh yeah, they'll be looking up and doo-dee-doo... " I so carefully place my foot on the banana peel. This only happens in cartoons.... WHAM BLAM The place goes quiet. I stare, dazed and confused, wondering why the hell I'm staring up at the ceiling. I have the vivid realization that my ass hurts really bad. "I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually slip on a banana peel," one kid pipes up. My friend starts laughing, and I start laughing so hard, I think I might pee myself. I think everyone else was scared I'd gone postal. Why must I learn the hard way? Don't step on banana peels, kids.
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u24
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fantastic. you've got to wonder who first noticed the unusual slipperyness of banana peel, though.
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freaky-deaky, i glance beside me as the recent page loads down towards the banana_peel that lay beside me, and this blathe is what appears first. i never have bananas.
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pSyche
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probably some poor fool like me who first noticed the slipperyness... part of some primitive cave joke, I imagine
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unhinged
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cloudy_days like today leaving banana peels on the sidewalk i almost bit my shit at least six times to and from work today
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what's it to you?
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