adultswim
Raina
I
got
my
mom
to
sit
still
long
enough
to
watch
a
few
shows.
By
the
time
Aqua
Teen
Hunger
Force
came
on
,
she
started
mumurring
the
same
question
over
and
over
Who
writes
this
shit
?
Who
writes
this
shit
?
I
rubbed
her
arm
and
said
:
Mom
,
it
doesn't
matter
.
All
that
matters
is
that
for
the
past
hour
,
you've
laughed
more
than
you've
laughed
all
day
.
The
mortgage
on
your
rental
properties
doesn't
matter
,
the
overpriced
Alzheimer's
meds
for
grandma
that
really
don't
work
don't
matter
,
and
the
stablizer
bar
on
your
Jag
doesn't
matter
.
Mindless
matter
is
all
that
matters
040701
...
baka
god
aqua
teen
hunger
force
is
hilarious
.
i
laughed
so
hard
my
tummy
hurt
040702
...
DOCTOR WEIRD
"
GENTLEMEN
!"
"
Doctor
,
I'm
the
only
one
here
....and
my
name
is
Steve
."
040702
...
billy witch doctor dot com
"
that
funny
hat
for
chicken
."
040702
...
Squalidangel
Addicted
to
two
things
and
adult
swim
is
one
of
them
.
040702
...
Danzig Mutha F*%#$@
"
whats
that
?"
"
its
a
book
"
"
whats
the
book
about
?"
".................
eating
babies
"
"
what
?!"
"
like
veil
...only
babies
"
-
sealab
"
guys
,
alchohol
is
bad
for
you
"
"
uh
yeeah
but
...it
makes
yah
feel
like
a
cowboy
!"
"...
it
does
?"
-spaceghost
"
hey
man
check
this
out
"
"yaah...thats
a
neat
car
she's
washing
...you
think
its
got
a
straight
six
?"
"
i
think
i
got
a
straight
six
"
-aquateen
the
best
shows
in
the
block
are
spaceghost
and
aqua
teen
.
dave
willis
and
matt
maieaeaiellaro
are
geniuses
040727
...
silentbob
614
wolf
avenue!
i
want
candy
!
040727
...
birdmad
Squidbillies
,
perfect_hair_forever
and
12_ounce_mouse
have
all
rented
space
in
my
brain
for
the
duration
060118
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from