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A man saw Nasrudin acting peculiarly, and called out to him, "You there, Nasrudin, what is up with you today?" "Oh, thank the Lord you have come!", Nasrudin cried out in a frantic, but apparently relieved manner, "I have been stuck here all morning!" "Whatever are you talking about, Nasrudin?" At this, Nasrudin begins to recount his tale: "When I woke up this morning, I was stuck here, high up on this cliff. As you can see, it is easily a 400 foot drop to the houses and trees below, and I was mightily afraid when I saw this", Nasrudin explained. He continued, "Even more afraid I became, when I realized that I wasn't standing on anything at all! But after awhile, I became curious, as to what branch had caught on my coat that I should be stuck here so, or is it instead some divine force holding me to the side of this cliff?" "I cannot tell", pleaded Nasrudin, "do please tell me what is back there, and then help me out of this predicament, I beg of you!" "Well that's simple enough", the man laughed. "Stand up, you silly fool! You are lying on the ground!"
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hello
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i'm a cocky arrogant little CUNT and i only need friends that are like me.
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DICK HEAD
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YOU are like a crap football team. Who gets beaten 26 NIL? who the fuck waisted their money on YOU?
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daf
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The ego is not a bomb. A thought is not a magnet. Doubt creates the deception.
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what's it to you?
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