pucktionary_or_fucktionary Rhin Body Check - Slowing or stopping your man, by using the hip or the shoulder. Remember, he has the puck! Forechecking - Hustling in your man's erogenous zone, by the woman, who want's to keep the puck up, and hopefully create a turnover. 5-hole - The small space between a woman's legs, that's vulnerable to quick shots. Freezing the Puck - Pinning the puck against the woman's legs, or her breasts, with either one hand, or two. Hat Trick - Three orgasms by a man in a sexcapade. A notable achievement usually celebrated, when the woman tosses her hat into the air. Major Penalty - A 5-minute penalty. A major penalty is assessed for fighting, as well as flagrant minor infractions like pre-ejaculation, excessive nipple tweaking, losing key to handcuffs, or an act resulting in injury. Minor Penalty - A 2-minute penalty. Minor penalties may include daydreaming, hair ejaculation, shooting blanks. One-Timer - 2 minute man (preemie) Penalty Shot - A penalty shot is a one-on-one showdown, between the man and the woman. Penalty shots are awarded when the man is fouled, thus resulting in a denied sexual opportunity. Point - A position just inside the woman's thighs, usually manned by the man, when his puck is in the erogenous zone. Power Play - When a woman has more player's on the bed, while one or more members of the opposing team (men), are in the penalty box (closet). Save - When a man stops a shot that would have resulted in a pre-mature goal. He may do so in a variety of ways (Tao, and daydreaming of sports, are just two examples). Shorthanded - When a woman plays with one (or two) less men, because penalties have been called against the others, who are still in the penalty box (closet). Top Shelf - When a man scores a goal by shooting off his puck, over the woman's shoulder, and into her hair. (however, this may result in a minor penalty for the man, by the woman) (This lesson conjured, courtesy of Rhin's warped mind, and her love for hockey!) Not bad if I say so myself! 001213 ... god can this be in the new bible? 001213 what's it to you? who go blather from