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typhoid i don't have insomnia, i'm just nocturnal. asleep at the first inklink of the crepuscular haze... 001015
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Annie111 theonion is a very funny website. i wonder if they have updated since thanksgiving... 011128
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Annie111 Mad Lib Filled With Swears
PORTLAND, ME The popular party amusement Mad Libs was misued for profane purposes Monday, when Peter Leff, a Portland-area 12-year-old, filled the blank spaces on a "Space Adventure Mad Lib" entirely with swear words. "Prepare to shit the enemy," Leff had Space Commander Mr. Garrick say. "Set all pussys on fart and brace for blowjobs."
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ClairE The_Onion comes out of Madison, Wisconsin. That is where Beth is from.

Sometimes I think the whole world revolves around Wisconsin. Seriously. Do you know how many things are from there?
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jigga i drank two litres of my own urine one time i was so drunk. i thought i was on a gameshow, now i stick strictly to marijuana and huffing paint. i sobered up to the harshness of life. 020324
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bencvt onions make me cry when they are roughly forced into virtually all of my bodily orfices 021015
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earthling I'd just like to add that I am somewhat relieved that the world does NOT revolve around Wisconsin. 021016
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derek shells, layers, fracture
chopped tears
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shadowfalls I find grilled onions eaten with ketchup to be quite enjoyable. 030309
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Terrana Oh my god, IT'S ALIVE! 040116
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.fallen shadowfalls, oh it is, it is.....you should add some garlic to it next time, yummers.....mmm and sammitchs with said concoction are excellent....

mmmmmmm
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Borealis how many tears would forty square feet of cut onion illicit? 040711
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pobodys nerfect Borealis--with a pair of (sun)glasses on,the answer to that would be "none" =) 040711
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Borealis *in a sing songish voice*
I don't believe you
nanana na na...NA!
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