why_bees DannyH Bees can’t actually fly you know. Science has proved it to be so. The mad ellipsoid loops of their figure of eight wingparts simply create a confusion in the air, making it forget to keep them earthbound. They ascend through negligence. Deriliction of duty is their propulsive rationale. This would be unforgivable on the part of dead air were it not for the fact that nature has decreed that it shall be so and nobody fucks with mother. Why she should choose to endow the hardworking busybody that is the bee, with all it’s latent psychosis and suicide tactics is anyone’s guess. I think it would have been fairer to give the Llama the power of flight. Llamas live lives of almost impeccable fortitude and perspicaciousness. Some form of reward would seem appropriate. If not flight then perhaps invisibility or the power to bring chaos to any social gathering. Failing that one might at least allow them to taste cheese if they choose to, no matter what food they are eating at the time. That is a power I would like to have. Not that I am particularly fond of cheese. It is just that when I eat something that I find disagreeable I invariably wish that I were tasting cheese instead. It would be nice to have the option I think. I might even forego the power of flight for the cheese choice. Invisibility would be top of my list, however, as I have always felt that it would be bliss to be able to leave a bad movie without embarrassment, or to slip out for some cheese in the middle of a bad meal. Know what I mean? 050816 ... peyton It is a terrific irony that the name Llama is so very amusing to say, compared to the said fortitude of the animal. 050816 ... jane i truly believe the llama has the power to bring chaos to any social gathering. but that is just my opinion. 090210 what's it to you? who go blather from