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| oren |
If such awards were ever to_be bestowed, what kind of categories should there be? (Hey. This isn't another one of those popularity_contests, so settle_down. It's just a game of what_if.) I envision awards going to blathes, rather than blatherskites, with categories such as: Most_Unusual_Blathe_of_2005 Best_Poetic_Blathe_of_2005 Funniest_Blathe_of_2005 Only blathes started in 2005 would be eligible for this year's awards. If a particular blathe has many contributors, all of them would share the honor if chosen for an award. So, what other categories come_to mind? |
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blathe_that_got_the_most_out_of_hand_in_2005 blathe_that_never_got_the_attention_it_deserved_in_2005 most_visually_artistic_blathe_of_2005 |
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| syringe | best_blathe_that_was_not_created_in_2005 | 051106 |
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unreal |
blathe_that_will_probably_not_win_an_award_in_2005_but_since_this_category_was_created_it_will | 051106 |
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| walrie | saddest_blathe_of_2005 | 051106 |
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| walrie | happiest_blathe_of_2005 | 051106 |
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| anne-girl |
best blathe of 2004 that should have been blathed in 2005 most thought-provoking blathe best blather_test_page most disturbing blathe angstiest blathe geekiest blathe |
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| Death of a Rose |
best_visual_effects_in_a_blathe best_supporting_blatherskite_in_a_blathe the_blathe_that_made_you_go_whoa best_use_of_a_donkey_in_a_blathe blathes_that_made_you_fall_asleep best_lighting_in_a_blathe ... |
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| z | best score | 051107 |
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| u24 | most_awards_received_by_one_blathe | 051107 |
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| marked | . | 051107 |
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| once again | most gratuitous use of the word Belgium in a blathe | 051108 |
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| oren | best_blathe_that_did_not_use_the_letter_a | 051108 |
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| u24 | see also the_annual_blather_awards_nominations | 051108 |
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| z |
the_most_minimal_blathe the_most_non_sequiter_blathe |
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| u24 |
see also: the_annual_blather_awards_candidates |
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| meta | meta | 051213 |
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| the hoi polloi | what blathe won? | 060126 |
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| falling_alone | my same thought, but seeing as about only one blathe's been nominated... | 060126 |
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| oren | Actually, there were never supposed to_be any winners; just award categories for a big what_if situation. | 060126 |
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| oren | the_blathe_that_made_me_most_sick_to_my_stomach | 080629 |
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| poet | im gonna nominate unhinged for the lifetime_achievement_award | 080629 |
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| Miss Taylors Mses |
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign com- plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left half side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER |
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| an aside | (Møøse bites kan be preti nasti, you know. a møøse once bit my sister while she was trying to carve her intials into it with an interspace toothbrush) | 080630 |
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| waiting |
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| a mse | No realli! | 080702 |
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| or rather | a møøse | 080702 |
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what's it to you? who go |
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