sea_monkeys Mahayana :[comIc boOk scam]: [{where has my little family gone}] neither -monkeys nor -sea nor -family 4 me to raise [{where have all the monkeys gone}] :[brIne shRimp]: 020125 ... Annie111 my dad brought me back sea monkeys from an American business trip once. i believe they are illegal in Australia, something about messing up the ecosystem. Determined to keep them without upsetting the delicate balance of our biosphere, i kept them in a jar, and even when i got tired of them, refused to pour them down the sink. i left them outside, and all the water evaporated. There's something weird about them though; if you let them die, they become eggs of themselves or something. Just add water to these corpses and they'll be revived. I murdered innocent brine shrimp. Stupid tiny boring things. 020125 ... sad girl my crazy guy friends/former roommates, when we all still lived together, had sea monkeys. they did like the package said except they didnt put all the sea monkeys in the water just some of them. they were alive for maybe two days in the water before the boys lost interest and decided to amuse themselves instead by snorting the remaining sea monkeys.....they said it really burned. dipshits. 020126 ... Mahayana don't let your Sea-Monkeys® operate heavy equipment while under the influence of cold medication as it [can] make them drowsy 020127 ... lyric me this don't leave them by the sun for too long. o.o poor little sea monkeys! i guess i should've fed them... maybe it wasn't the sun after all? hmm. 080203 what's it to you? who go blather from