dealing_from_the_bottom_of_the_deck
Doar stabbed in the eye with a visine bottle 050613
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Lemon_Soda hit in the head with a helmut. 050613
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Death of a Rose punctured your ear drum with a qtip 050613
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Lemon_Soda choking to death on your wifes wedding ring. 050613
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stork daddy overdosing on chamomile. 050613
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Death of a Rose the Malboro Man drowning in a pool of formaldyhyde (sp?). 050613
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Lemon_Soda Loosing the use of your legs in a wheelchair accident. 050613
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Death of a Rose getting run over by an ambulance 050613
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Lemon_Soda getting punched in the mouth by a dentist. 050613
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Lemon_Soda Racking yourself with a pool cue. 050613
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Lemon_Soda Getting fired from the library for reading on the job. 050613
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p2 drowning in a vat of liquid oxygen

(i know, i know,
you'd freeze to death first
in the -183 degree celcius temperature) 		050613
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Death of a Rose KX21 leaves blather 050613
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Death of a Rose charleton heston shooting himself in the foot 050613
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p2 paris hilton
goes to the beach
in the daed of winter
and dies of

over exposure 		050613
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p2 getting unsolicited commercial email
from the
hormel foods corporation 		050613
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Lemon_Soda A plumber flushes his wallet. 050613
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p2 spending all your money
on a wallet 		050613
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p2 a mime with laryngitis 050613
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p2 a psychic getting hit by a bus 050613
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p2 beating
trevor horn
and
geoff downes
to death
with a boombox 		050613
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stork daddy gary kasparov eats your queen with only his pawns. 050613
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stork daddy the ambulance crashes into you and you die. 050613
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stork daddy sawing off the branch you're sitting on. 050613
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p2 choking to death
on a lifesaver candy 		050613
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p2 kissing gene simmons 050613
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p2 playing the beegees
at a funeral 		050613
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p2 dying while purchasing
a tract of land
devoted to
agricultural purposes 		050613
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Death of a Rose a classical musician choking on a flute.

. 		050726
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p2 a peta member
choking his chicken 		050726
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Doar finding weapons of mass destruction in dubya's ass. 050726
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spilt_milk or just sacrificing good sense for an emotional high 050726
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p2 getting high
on sweet 'n' low 		050726
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Doar tickling a clown to death 050726
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Doar a librarian being eaten by a voracious thesaurus. 050727
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Doar a dentist comitting suicide...

...wait...that's not ironic. 		060712
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dipperwell a spammer whose dick keeps shrinking 060713
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dipperwell

meta's real work fails to make an anthology 		060713
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Doar a geriatric using viagra suffering a fatal aneurysm (sp?).

a masochist beaten to death. oops. 		060911
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