skite_named_'shutup'_says_____''andru'' BLATHING NEWS THIS JUST IN The mystery surrounding a recent set of accusations hurled at the not-so-notorious skite, Ptolemy_DCLVIII, has intensified today following the discovery of a (currently) four-day-old blathe. On February 17th, 2006, the skite known as Ptolemy_DCLVIII posted a query as to the total_number_of_possible_blathes. Within hours, a mysterious skite titled "SHUTUP" blathed upon the same page the name "ANDRU." The relevance of this name to the rest of the blathe is dubious, but blatherpolitik has never been overly concerned with objective relativity. Perhaps a dramatic foreshadowing of a similar event today at "fortune_tomatoes," it was only hours ago that a skite named "ANDRU" blathed "SHUTUP" as the second post on the aforementioned blathe. As the real Andru235 has since departed blather forever, and seeing as this sort of behavior is not characteristic of Uranium-235 (the elemental-isotopic-personality-analogy presented by Andru235), the question is raised as to the presence of other Andrues here at http://blather.newdream.net. Some speculate that this new Andru might in fact be Andru101, an Andruoraen representative of Rubidium. That would explain the angered, hasty and insubstantial posting, as well as the choice of Ptolemy_DCLVIII's "fortune_tomatoes" blathe as a target - Rubidium-101 and fortune_tomatoes have a long history of estrangement. Recently accused of being Andru237, Ptolemy_DCLVIII has additionally been accused of being Andru234 and Andru236. The skite named "Dipperwell" has also been alleged as having had an active role in Andru235's blathing, but so far these rumors have met with no substantial evidence. Another mystery which emerged following the posting at "total_number_of_possible_blathes" is a series of pseudo-cryptological posts including, but not limited to, the following: hjsv0wylk6 auvva0kp6m 3bh2mcmnds bsaktmiqwn nv49rqtovq iv5iwk2wdu lyn2rpqv2g evqivi4trz e4sqc9pz6g puombqy4yu cachrnmoap 45kr99f9mg hwrxyib3sl vqaglfxxkw zfr8rubktl lva35yae7w xzixv18ap1 jhev5annek jmgbgk0izs 6dtif5vj69 tips4r9nf2 vkqp62o6vf praypedz7f b1vk5tim4e bauup34cms eaodhjm8uk 1cthruu2un0 wsxjiva6xg The possibilities that these are being posted as a deliberate mockery of Ptolemy_DCLVIII's post, possibily owing to a transference of deep-seated Andru235ian resentment, have not been ruled out. However, they may be cryptologic or pseudo-cryptologic posts meant to influence Fijian foreign policy in Belarus. 060220 ... meta meta 060221 ... misstree *giggles and claps, as is traditional during the news* 060221 ... someone who loves the PTO Go PTO!!!!! You rock! 060222 ... randomly recent ! 081023 ... Skank I love me some Andrew235 & PTO. They are both my lovers. 081023 ... . Ptolemy's blathes are very different than Andru235s, same person though. and, See: mysterious_gibberish 081023 ... stukadukadush skoooooommphiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! 081118 what's it to you? who go blather from