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silentbob Daxle: What does your name stem from? 010813
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daxle I'm not sure exactly where it started. I think I made it up in a conversation with my ex and thought it was a cool name (for a kitten) and eventually I thought it was a cool name for me. Lately I've been introducing myself as that. People are usually dumbfounded but at least they don't call me melissa or alisa, or worst of all alyssa!!!! 010813
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silentbob Where does the name melissa fit in your life? is it a nickname ? do you know a melissa? 010814
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daxle bobby... you suck. 010814
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silentbob does your oral fixation come from being beaten on by your brother at a young age of five? 010814
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daxle daxle dice:
WHAT oral fixation?
my, my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word dice:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhzh
my, my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word dice:
Suck
my, my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word dice:
I suck
my, my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word dice:
get it?
my, my, the cruelest lies are often told without a word dice:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
daxle dice:
oh this is no good
daxle dice:
WHERE is my old bobby?
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silentbob aright aright
cut the shit.




Now.


what was the greatest concert you ever went to?
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daxle probably the one in december with AFI and Rancid, although the Raw Power show at gilman was Very good also. OH and the second Tsunami Bomb show... and others I'm not remembering.
Basically, a show is good if:
1) the band gives it their all
2) the crowd has lots of energy but aren't trying to kill eachother
3) you can actually get within 5 feet of the band
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silentbob You mentioned a place called gilman. where did you first hear of it and tell me your first experience there. 010815
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daxle I first heard about gilman when I got into op ivy and read about their demise and all that. I first went there with my ex to a link 80 show which was way lame because no one was there and because they've sucked since they lost nick. www.924gilman.com is their site... somewhat craptastic. 010815
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silentbob when did you start listening and getting into the music you listen to today 010816
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daxle my senior year of high school, I think.
danny was really into op ivy and I don't think I had listened to any but out of the blue I decided to get their album, and slowly but surely it grew on me. since then I started getting into harder and harder punk into hardcore but suddenly I've had a backlash and I'm listening to indie (BTS and stuff) again. it's about the energy for me, and the messages. and blah blah blah...
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silentbob where did you meet this danny character you mentioned? any interesting story? 010817
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daxle danny and I met on aol in 94, strangely. that's all I feel like saying about that really. 010817
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silentbob What is your favorite exclamation? 010820
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daxle I dunno if I have a favorite. My friend and I like to scream "whore bag!" at eachother with a scottish accent. When things go awry I usually exclaim "god fucking damnit!" or if they go bad in a more surprising way "jesus fucking christ!". 010820
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silentbob loves you alright daxle
lets resume interview
Tell me your current living situation and about the people you see daily.
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daxle dear bobby, no one cares about the answer to that but you so I shall tell you personally 020408
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silentbob loves you :( 020409
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bijou dear daxle dice clay:

is it okay to worship someone with every inch of yourself even though it feels like you may be dying slowly?

(sub question)
is it okay to love someone even more when they're really really mean to you?
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daxle Well, first off, everything is relative and there are no finite answers- especially not from me, but I'll give you my opinion.
You can't really help it if you love someone when you shouldn't, but you can help letting them ruin you. Other people are bound to come in and out of your life, but you will Always be in your life, so your job is to make sure you are okay. Since you already realize you're hurting yourself, you must already know you need to stop, so just do it, however hard it may be. (avoiding all contact with this person is probably ideal, but probably not likely to happen of your free will?)
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bijou dear daxle rose:
have you ever heard of a band called knapsack? methinks you would like.
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silentbob butting in ive heard of them and a girl was telling me just today she is going to burn me some 020416
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Dafremen Can you help me come up with a list of three things that neurotic people hate?

I've already got HONESTY on the list.
I need 2 more, thanks.
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daxle look within yourself, and you shall find
the answers
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Dafremen So what you're saying is that neurotic people hate ME?!

Thanks for the insider's view. I would have never guessed.

(Well I did get HONESTY right anyhow. : ) )
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daxle Well, I was implying that you yourself are rather neurotic, however I am too so I suppose I'm just as good to ask. On the other hand, all neurotic people aren't the same. They probably hate lots of different things. Or maybe they just spend too much time contemplating every little thing in life until it drives them almost insane ;) 020418
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Dafremen WEll, I suppose they just might, those silly little buggers, but there must be a common thread that ties them all together and THAT is really what this list was shooting for.

HONESTY - Don't tell them the world's not as scary and stressful as they think it is.

LOGIC - Logic has no place in a neurotic's life. It is all trues, falses and fury signifying nothing.

PROOF - Faced with incontrovertable truth that their illogical fears are unfounded, the average neurotic will STILL go on living with those fears ALONG with the knowledge that they are unfounded. Given the choice between calling you a liar or looking like a foolish moron themselves, most will choose not to believe the evidence.

Proof is futile in the face of neurosis.
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daxle By your definition then, I am not at all neurotic. 020419
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daxle Proof is futile in the face of someone who thinks their own opinions are empirical truth: the egomaniac creating his own personal religion. 020421
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Daremen Ahhh good point, it is infinitely preferably to adopt a preestablished or societally prescribed religion over developing one´s own...of COURSE. Anyone doing so must be a complete egomaniac, of course.

I agree one hundred percent and pity myself horribly.

Opinions are not truth.
Opinions are snapshots of perceived truth at any given time, silly lady.

They are also frivilous and entirely too fickle to take seriously. Opinions are like a good Chinese dinner. Satisfies you for the moment, but you´ll need to come up with another one shortly, the satisfaction rarely lasts in the face of further experience.

Chinese food rocks. What do you think of Chinese food?

(Time to be a good sport if such a thing is in you which I have no doubt it is.)

P.S. And yes...you rock. Course that is MY opinion, for what it´s worth. : )
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Dafremen Who is this Daremen character anyhow and what does he think he´s doing butting in on my interview? 020422
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interested observer (ancient blatherskite) since when in the technicolor tapdancing hell did your name become Daxle, bub? 020422
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daxle chinese food is sometimes good (like braised tofu with garlic sauce!) and like you say, only temporarily filling
I don't know the exact date of when the name daxle was conceived, but the explanation for how is above
the easy answer is: I became daxle when people started calling me that
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ancient blatherskite sorry, bout that, let me be a litle clearer, i was asking this modest young einstein over here when HE became daxle since he said this was HIS
in(n/t)erview and his name ain't daxle
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Dafremen Allow me to clarify.

I will attempt to INTERVIEW_DAXLE if you would PLEASE move your head to the right about 3 feet. Little more...little more...there! Perfect!

So garlic and tofu huh? Does this fondness for garlic come with a related breath mint aversion or would you be open to dishes like Sweet and Sour Certs & Tic-Tac Foo Yung?
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ancient blatherskite okay, i can live with that answer


carry on, then
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daxle I have a tremendous fondness for mint and its family Lamiaceae. Breath mints are mostly sugar though. My fondness of garlic is of unknown origin. It's reported that as a child I insisted on adding garlic when I made cupcakes, so perhaps tic tac stir fry would not be that far off. 020425
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Dafremen Ahhh. Have you heard of the Church of Retcinology? They have made a similar garlic/mint connection in their observance of Ajomentadia (a significant holiday to the "Mintologists" as they sometimes refer to themselves.)

Although I'm not clear as to the significance of the holiday within their belief system, I do know that their church holds the world's largest collection of Pizza Hut cayenne pepper shakers.

Do you collect cayenne pepper shakers?

If not, have you ever had someone fill your drinking straw with cayenne pepper, while you were away in the restroom blissfully unaware?
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Dafremen Ok, listen, I didn't mean to get so personal, but these are the type of juicy details that my audience has come to expect of the interviews I conduct. Cayenne pepper appears to be a touchy subject. We won't go there anymore.

So whadda ya think of the PARMESAN CHEESE shakers at Pizza Hut then?
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daxle (yawn) 020504
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Dafremen (Heheh ok so I´ll obviously have to play BOTH parts in this interview.)

¨Why YES! I just so absolutely ADORE the baroque style of the shakers at Pizza Hut, or the Hut as I like to call it. I remember once when I was a young girl of 5, my father took us all down to Pizza Hut for the salad bar. We didn´t want to hurt daddy dear´s feelings, but all of us were craving a gutbuster with anchovies and we just WOULD not be denied. Needless to say, dad was pretty irked by the whole thing, but he took it in stride. I do so miss him aty times

(Just imagine how much more clever YOU could have been..it shudders the mind!)
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flippo ? 020506
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Dafremen So, pizza lover are you? Well that makes...hey wait a minute! That wasn't a promo for the new salad bar/gustbuster/soda combo that "The Hut" is coming out with this Friday is it? The Daxle Pack?

Tsk, tsk...shameless_self_promotion from YOU oh daxyllic one?

Heheh anyhow, so you find a little pizza satisfying, that's something I think most of us can relate to.

Why is it, do you think, that you normally find true satisfaction to be so elusive?

(Hope you'll pardon, but my producer makes me ask things like this to keep the ratings geeks off our backs.)

(Reality Check. Gawd this is awful. Geezus lady, the LEAST you could do is contribute. After all it's not about (yawn) you and it's certainly not about ME as the title clearly indicates. It's about all of those strange, cynical, silly people that take the time to read it. Dur. You haven't got a damned thing in your bag of mental fireworks to entertain them? I'm a pretty lame one man show, in case you hadn't been clubbed over the head by that fact yet.)
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daxle silence IS an option 020506
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Dafremen Certainly, but it makes for LOUSY reading. 020506
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