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Arwyn Yes that's right! I'm leaving. No! No! No! don't you dare try to stop me. It's for the best. I'll just try to get on without you, but don't you worry about me. I know this will be hard on all of you... it's okay. *sobs* If you ever miss me to the point of it being unbearable... just remember... I'll always be watching over you. Goodbye...
Goodbye
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minnesota_chris are you still here?

(the hunky ex fighter pilot who was rumored to be dead but that was actually my twin brother)
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lilmomma NOOOOOOOO please dont go. im going to have your baby. wait mabey its your brothers. i cant remember i have amnesia. 040604
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Pube Muppet (PUBE MUPPET enters with his tickle me pink dildo up his ass)
Hello, my good man, I am the Pube Muppet. You will not leave me until I spray my yummy yummy ass excrusions all over your face!
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Strawberry Clock Goddamn it, Pube Muppet! Can you stop thinking about gay sex for one minute and help me grease these weiners! 070725
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Strawberry Clock Oh fuck no! 070727
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Pube Muppet (charges at Strawberry Clock) WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS WIENERS!!!! 070727
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Strawberry Clock AAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAA!!!! 080901
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Pube Muppet Yes yes yes! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 080901
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Strawberry Clock God damn it, Pube Muppet! Get the fuck off me! 080901
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Strawberry Clock And somebody get me a god damn tissue! 161010
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