ackard yoink i'm so awkward it is ridiculous i say stupid things and make stupid jokes that only 3 people laugh at when i tell stories it takes me a long time so people get bored if i keep my mouth shut, people generally think i'm fun to be around once i start talking, it's like someone sucked the energy out of the room well, it's not that bad, but i do know how to a) rudely interrupt b)change the subject when the time is not yet right c) zone out and forget what the topic of conversation actually is d) offend someone with my endless babble of sarcasm e) i'm bored with this list i do know how to fart and make it look like it was someone else. maybe i'm not awkward maybe i'm ackard here are things I hate: -using an apostrophe in a plural word -confusing you're and your -using "ur" as a substitute for either of the above -i'm done with this list i'm supposed to be a rocket scientist, but i really don't feel like one i'm so bored with everything. i need some excitement, like a new car, or one of those hats with the propellers on top 070619 ... ninny nu nu wots up girl ? you want more attension, yug, thats not healthy, we can surf stoned if we want to! it's always better when i'm alone with my sister. 070620 ... control zone if you don't understand my spelling then uuummm.... ummm... give me an E* i'm better at one to ones anyway, groups steal of each other. 070620 ... yoink well i got a new car and my girlfriend dumped me. fuck 090209 what's it to you? who go blather from