horsey_maploco_and_the_allspicers
paste! "this is already a hit in your mind"

from the latest chart-topping album "maploco drives me nutzilale et superprofundo"

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x 3,000

thanks
thank you highly

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Here's what they're all saying:

"I'm not too familiar with Horsey Maploco, but, prior to buying this album, I knew enough to know that he was a tenor opera singer"

"Critics may quibble over the creative roller coaster that's been Horsey's Maploco's solo career, but few can deny his status as one of rock's most buoyant live performers and consistent crowd pleasers."

"The international crossover success of psychedelic jazz drummer Horsey Maploco has spawned any number of imitators on both sides of the Atlantic."

"My absolute favorite, however, would have to be "Hoy Es Leche", which is a gorgeous love tune, I'm assuming"

"First they were told they'd never have a hit single. Then they were told they wouldn't have two singles. Soon it was the sophmore slump, but they kept going and this is no exception."

"The added dimensions in the 50's and 60's tracks (reverb in the rear channels) are very realistic to say the least, but the production of their 1883 classic "Beat the Sweepers to the Punchbowl" as remixed in Dolby 5.1 with the infamous lost vocals is simply heartstopping."

"This is a great sampler of the world's greatest composer! Rather than deciding where to begin -- symphonies? operas? concertos? sonatas? -- you can begin everywhere at once!"

"This CD is an incredible lark and feels ever so much like the first time you blasted down the boulevard in you friend's mom's honda accord with colostomy bags in tow like just married cans."
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Irreverent Lovejoy little known fact:
horsey played backup hammond b3 on the Yngwie Malmsteen Plays Neruda

little known fact #2:
horsey had the tab for his horseradish and cheese sandwich picked up by the lead singer for Johnny Comer Lately.
horsey's response: thanks, dog.
021222
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interesting fact There used to be a great industrial rock noise sort of band band in SF named Horsey. I loved them. 021223
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craxy vulture Little known fact #3; Horsey was accidentally the instigator of the fourth death by spontaneous_lasagna suffered by saint_lunchmeat_aloysius_basketball in a strange incident involving the brr_swamp and the phantom_goat_of_new_braunfels 021223
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god oh, in a perfect world 030621
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x i'm naked! 030622
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