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Meg Griffin: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell. Peter Griffin: Meg... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive? Janet: Hi. Cookie? Stewie Griffin: Well, it's Stewie, but...you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." Snake Griffin. (flicks tongue) Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together! Announcer: And now, Homicide: Life on Sesame Street! Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. [Gets out of bed and gets dressed] Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert. Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED! Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert. Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'. Peter Griffin: Well, you see, we're catholic. . . Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.
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eyedream
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Customer: How's the weather? Stewie Griffin: Very fair, like our prices! is easily entertained
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jane
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i think i've seen almost all of them now
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the man in white
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that's just want they want you to think.
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what's it to you?
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