myballsaresocoldrightnow Thyartshallshant Kinda of a "private" moment right now, could i have some privacy? And YES, my balls ARE cold right now!! 001228 ... Rhin Please excuse me for intruding then! I'll just take my warmth with me. That's the last time I try to help! *wink* "Jeeeeeesh!" 001228 ... Thyartshallshant NOOOO! Come back! .... damn, shes gone. Hmmmm, *thinking* where to put my balls? *looks daringly at microwave* No, bad idea. I need my little spermies. Hmmmm *looks around room somemore* *looks at computers stereo subwoofer box* Hmmm, if i put on some bass-heavy music, and let um dangle into the hole in the front, i bet i could have the most AWESOME...naw, im lookin for ways to get um warm, not please um. Hmmmmmm...does anybody have some suggestions???? 001230 ... Boogaloo it's good for balls to be cold. If they were as warm as the rest of the body, the spermatozoa would die. 001230 ... Thyartshallshant Are they spozda be shrivled up inside my own body cavity? Are they spozda be frozen to the inside of my leg? Are the spozda fuckin feel like two icecubes resting between my legs? NO??? Then shut up. hehe 001230 ... xoxoxo Toaster oven! Toaster oven! 001230 ... Rhin I'm thinking an altered version of Rocky Mountain Oysters, prepared the old-fashioned way!!! Fry 'em up! 001230 ... Thyartshallshant Ouch! 001230 ... misstree "mine glow in the dark" -jon. 001231 ... Thyartshallshant Well, its 5:04 in the morning, and as usual at this time, my balls are very, very, very cold right now. Its so sad, nobody here to warm them up and all *hint*hint* :) 001231 what's it to you? who go blather from