argument_with_a_tree dis "I got into an argument with a tree," he told me. This is what he says instead of "I ran into a tree." I'm not sure who won; he's swollen on the left side of his body and his jacket is torn, but the tree was knocked down and broken. I think I'm going to have to go with the human on this one, that tree got its sappy ass kicked. "My worst injuries are behind me," he says, as if it will stop me from worrying. It doesn't. I'm reminded of that old radio gag, the one where a sports reporter is interviewing a battered and cauliflowered boxer: "How many fights have you had?" (dazed) "Hunderds." "How many have you lost?" "Hunderds." "How do you explain that?" "Can't win 'em all." 020129 ... gemini rising wear a helmet ... i realize how immature the thought patterns are to you those of such sophistication ... just say i'm from the trailer park 040421 ... minnesota_chris ha, and I thought this page would be about talking smack to misstree. Maybe everybody's smarter than me. Hey, misstree. Bitch. ummm... let me think of something to argue about... Why do you reveal what most people hide, and hide what most people reveal? You just a scared little girl? Or is it some sort of ... no this is lapsing into psychological abuse. If you really believe in subjective morality .... hmmm. I'm already bored. Bill Murray dies in the end, you know. He has cancer. 040421 what's it to you? who go blather from