am_i_an_alien perfectly_chaotic This weekend I went out and observed people in their not-so-native city environment. They were having a cultural celebration of the season that those on this part of the planet refer to as summer. There seemed to be a few main activities. Many were consuming this beverage they called "beer" and others were performing an activity which they called "doing shots". After they partook of these events for awhile some seemed happy, some seemed beligerent and others simply fell asleep in positions which appeared both awkward and uncomfortable. Even the ones who were not stumbling about seemed to get angry at the sleepy ones and insisted that they leave as they were obstructing these tents where some earthlings were attempting to trade odd looking objects for little pieces of paper. As the planet's rotation began to hide the sun from view of the region's earthlings their density began to swell to proportions which caused some to feel what their modern scholars termed agoraphobia. Those who were partaking heavily off the "beer" and "doing shots" began to both pair up with members of either the opposite or the same sex and stumble over one another with an increasing frequency. It was around this point that this alien began to feel the contagious condition of agoraphobia and felt it necessary to make a hasty retreat before things got out of hand. If only I were not the only one left of my species... Alone, observing the other creature's of this planet my ship crashed upon... None to copulate with; even if there were I am sticking to my vow of celibacy for at least 3 months because there is an odd feeling of relief involved in not performing meaningless practice runs of the human mating ritual amongst those of my species anyhow. 110731 what's it to you? who go blather from