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DannyH Dead end. You are just about to turn around and head back the way you came when a strange sensation comes over you. Is it getting colder? The weather has been bright and sunny all day but inexplicably an icy wind blows through the massive blue hedge and brings a shiver to your spine. The hedge in front of you seems to shimmer with a cold eerie phosphorescence. A cry freezes unreleased in your throat as an image you vaguely recognise emerges with nauseating slowness from the bush in front of you. It is THE GHOST OF LORD TEWKESBURY.
You stand paralysed by fear, unable to look away from the hideous apparition before you. Even in his spectral form you can just make out an array of bullet holes, passing clear though his body.
BANG!” He screams in a voice that turns your blood to ice.
You turn to run.
“BING!” He wails as you stumble, crashing against the hedge on your side. You can still hear his deathly voice calling out behind you
“BUNG!”
as you run for your life back South to: bmz521
Back to the start: blathermaze_entrance
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Dafremen hey that looks suspiciously like BING_BONG_BARUVILOUS!!

see also: proclamation
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Whitechocolatewalrus And I thought that I was almost out, tooo. I almost died from a heart attack. 031122
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u24 what's the story_of_lord_tewkesbury? wherefore the bullet holes? 040122
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DannyH blatherduel_rules 040614
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