heffalump
Heffable Horralump Too ugly to live;

Too weird to die.
031215
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pipedream snuffleumpagus. 031215
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celestias shadow a heffalump or woozle
is very confuzle
a heffalump or woozle's very sly
sly
sly
sly
they come in ones or twozles
or if they
so choosles
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
ply
ply
ply
they're extra-ordinary
so better
be wary
because they come in every shape and size
size
size
size
if honey's what you covet
you'll find that
they love it
because they guzzle up the thing you prize!
031219
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Heffer heffalump reminds me of heffer, even though u spell it heifer, it should be spelled like heffer cuz its better.....an intersting fact for u spanish speaking folks out there, heifer in spanish is said "vaquilla" 031219
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pipedream YAY, celestias! i loved it! its so ogden nash/dr seuss! *energetic applause*

did y'all know that 'seuss' is supposed to be prounounced so it rhymed with 'rejoice'? :S
031219
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celestias shadow um...i didn't make it up. *shuffles around in an embarrassed way* it's from the winnie the pooh movie. yes, I have seen it enough times to memorize this song. so don't laugh. 031221
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pipedream pfft, i NEVER laugh at things like that....you're talking to the girl who sings 'kiss the girl' at the top of her lungs with a friend in the cafeteria at university ;) 031221
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celestias shadow we watched aladdin in spanish today. in spanish language, in spanish class. me and my best friend tried to memorize the songs, and since we failed miserably, we then proceeded to walk down the hall singing the songs loudly in english. 031222
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pipedream hahaha...'riff-raff, street rat, i don't buy that..if only they'd look closerrrr would they see a poor boy nosireee if only they knewww there's soo muccchhh moooooreeee....to meeeee'

*links arm through celestias' and goes dancing down the hall*
031222
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time_warp fucking christ.
i think a canister of napalm would just about do it.
031223
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