dr_suess'_bible
jennifer
And
now
,
the
Dr. Suess
Bible
!
One
day
God
said
This
is
what
I
will
do
I'll
send
down
my
son
I'll
send
him
to
you
To
clear
up
this
humpity
Bumpity hulabaloo
His
name
will
be
Christ
And
he'll
never
wear
shoes
And
his
pals
will
all
call
Him
the
King
of
the
Jews
He
didn't
come
in
a
plane
He
didn't
come
in
a
jeep
He
didn't
come
in
the
pouch
Of
a
high
jumping
vo veep
He
rode
on
the
back
of
a
black
sasatoo
Which
is
the
blackiest
creature
You
ever
could
view
He
rode
to
Jerusalem
Home
of
the
grumpity
Jews
Where
false
prophets
are
worshipped
Some
even
in
two's
There
was
Murrary Von Mer
And
Genghis
Vo Vooze
The
one
you
could
worship
By
taking
a
snooze
Christ
spoke
from
a
mound
Which
is
a
pile
of
ground
And
people
gathered
around
Without
making
a
sound
And
thus
he
spake
Sin
in
socks
Socks
full
of
sin
How
do
we
quiet
this
Jehoviadin
din
Do
unto
others
as
They
do
unto
you
That
includes
you
Young
Timothy
Foo
One
pharisee
said
to
another
he
knew
What
do
we
do
with
this
upitty
jew
We
can
wash
him
in
wine
And
make
him
all
clean
And
into
Sam
Zittle's
Crucifixtion
Machine
Twirl
the
gawhril
And
relase
the
gavlease
And
in
go
the
nails
As
fast
as
you
please
And
it
is
said
that
he
Said
as
he
bled
:
Forgive
them
Father
For
they
know
not
what
they
do
For
they
walk
through
this
life
In
toe
crampity [crappity?]
shoes
.
Do
you
?
Amen
.
~KITH
001220
...
imposter
Amen
030916
...
pipedream
even
though
that
was
quite
irreverent
,
it
was
very
very
good
:
D
very
seussy
. *applauds*
030917
...
User24
very
good
!
030917
...
User24
very
good
!
030917
...
ShilohDances
That
was
awesome
!!!
Amen
to
that
.
030917
...
User24
so
good
I
had
to
say
it
twice
!
030917
...
celestias shadow
oh
man
,
that
was
awesome
.
i
think
that
should
go
in
the
bible
. priests
should
totally
have
to
read
that
at
mass
.
yay
for
irreverence
!
030928
...
aimee
word
030928
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
