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The Schleiffen Man In response to your e-mail (since your server is down), yes klarchen has succeeded in flattery and fright (emphasis on the flattery) with her unexpected e-mails. And that picture of you is not freaky, I think you're kind of cute. I am from South Mississippi, and am also 19 as well. Yes i have read your blathers and YES your questions have been answered. Thanks for looking forward to mu e-mails.

Stay tuned...
Same Schleiffen time
Same Schleiffen channel

Signed,
Me
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The Schleiffen Man I'm guessing that you don't have a computer or internet or both at your home. = / that's a stinky situation. 000702
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The Schleiffen Man Cable speed, eh?

must be nice to not be living in the world of modulation/demodulation...

*sigh*

any other e-mail accounts i can send the messages to since your Uni account seems to die horribly every day? For some unknown reason, I feel the need to make sure my replies reach you. Maybe it's courtesy, maybe it's psychosis.... only The Shadow knows....
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The Schleiffen Man do you use AIM or ICQ or anything? though blather communique's are nice, pseudo-realtime interaction is better 000702
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The Schleiffen Man dear ms. klarchen,

at this time we only have villainous positions to fill. you may fillone of these positions or you may sit by the side until other positions come along. if you do not have a bio, make one up or i will make one up and assign superpowers to you. and please have a picture, sinister preferred
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The Schleiffen Man interesting ask_schleiffen_man question. what is it you seek of me childe? if i know not your quest, i may not be able help you to the fullest extent. 000703
what's it to you?
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