jew_bastards velvet spasm i am jewish, and am extremely offended that i wrote this. 010404 ... florescent light shalom I am Jewish too. right on baby, right on. 010404 ... hellel ben sahar dammit, where's my knish? bastards. 010405 ... velvet spasm who knew? 010407 ... IHVH i knew all the time 010407 ... hellel ben sahar Well then, pops, I'll ask you? Where's my knish, dammit? 010407 ... IHVH Oy! you. Always with the wisecracks. I have no son (Don't even get me started on that sandal-wearing hippie brother of yours) 010407 ... velvet spasm you won't even look me in the eye and talk to me like a person... 010408 ... judith goldberg meshuguna! popsickle head! all you give me is hearaches and headaches and corns on my feet. Now bring me a lowage diet coke. 010414 ... hellel ben sahar Gevalt! if someone doesn't find me some knish soon i think i'm gonna plotz 010415 ... velvet spasm my son, he had to be a garbageman! why do i bother? 010620 ... MollyCule my friend Vince read in The Big Jewish Book Of Why that if your maternal family line was at any point Jewish, the female children (AKA me, and my sister, if I had any) are therefore Jewish by default, irregardless of when the family converted to another religion. My female children, if I have any, will also be Jewish. So that makes me technically Jewish, even though I was baptized Lutheran and am now wiccan. Kinda messed up, isn't it? 010621 ... mendez the amazing spanish jew can i get an "Oy Vey!"? 010621 ... Barak ben Gidon A man orders chicken soup at a new kosher restraunt in town. The waiter brings him the soup without delay. the man sits there for a minute, and then calls the waiter over. "Waiter, could you plaease taste my soup?" "Is there something wrong with the soup, sir?" "No, waiter, ust could you please taste the soup?" "Is it too cold? Too hot? I can bring you one at a better temperature?" "No, just please taste it." "Too salty?" "Just taste the soup!" "Ok, ok! Wheres the spoon?" The man looks at him and smiles. "Ah cha!" he says, waggling his finger. 010622 ... Barake ben Gidon Oi, govolt! (is that how you spell it?) 010622 ... hellel ben shar funny? what do you know from funny? give a goy a matzo and he thinks he's a mohel Oy Gevalt! now i know i'm gonna plotz 010713 ... jewish negro www.bionicmilk.com 010720 ... god half jewish, half german. 020413 ... kerry james is a jew bastard because he's a jew and a bastard... but i like him anyway ;) 020414 what's it to you? who go blather from