headboard_jarring
stork daddy
the
first
coitus interuptus knocking
was
because
they
had
wanted
to
know
if
we
wanted
fresh
towels
.
i
answered
the
door
sweating
wearing
only
pajama
bottoms
i
had
just
thrown
on
.
the
next
time
,
an
hour
later
was
right
as
i
strained
my
face
against
her
trying
to
ride
her
inevitable
climax
an
intense
one
.
i
kept
going
untill
the
fifth
or
sixth
knock
.
i
got
up
and
smeared
enthusiastically
my
face
dry
with
my
arm
.
as
i
walked
to
the
door
i
thought
to
myself
that
they
should
make
toothpaste
that
flavor
.
this
time
they
had
wanted
to
check
the
fire
alarm
.
it
was
getting
ridiculous
.
i
was
pretty
sure
they
were
just
telling
each
other
to
check
room
371.
i
fully
expected
another
man
to
come
up
and
say
something
like
...i'm
also
here
to
check
the
fire
alarm
...i
mean
...there
was
a
..a..curtain
malfunction
.
this
time
i'd
give
them
what
they
wanted
...i
planned
fully
to
answer
the
door
smeared
in
chocolate
syrup
wearing
only
a
tastefully placed dollop
of
whip
cream
.
or
maybe
we'd
both
go
to
the
door
together
,
her
astride
my
hips
when
i
had
to
sign
off
for
whatever
fake
service
they
needed
signed
off
for
.
040216
...
stork daddy
but
i
returned
to
bed
,
and
started
to
go
down
on
her
again
,
because
i
wanted
to
taste
in
from
different
angles
with
different
rhythms.
then
i
heard
a
knocking.
i
looked
up
and
she
was
laughing
and
knocking
on
the
headboard
herself
.
040216
...
your guardian angel
i
see
valentine's
day
was
indeed
successful
.
i'm
proud
of
you
.
040216
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
