assless_leather_chaps Chris What Timmy Dubong wears. 060430 ... Bong Chris, you wear em' too, don't deny it. 060502 ... misstree so i'm in their hotel room. it's the end of a week in new orleans, and only the unending fount of cool of the one had so far saved the victuals of the other from being ripped out and stomped upon. he didn't mean to be horrifically annoying, but he was, and i had to bite my lip, because it was his car getting us home. we were getting ready to go to the con downstairs. one last bash. the tree is pumped and bouncing. from the bathroom area, jehosephat asks, "so, do you think i should shave?" i turn and look innocently. if it had been some area that was normally shaved, i might not be scarred. if i had been warned, i might not be scarred. but the deed was done. he had donned assless leather chaps. and the answer was yes. no amount of tequila could stop the haunting image. and each time they are mentioned, i hear the sound of butt hair flapping in the breeze... 060502 ... Chris For gay anal sex, be in the Walmart mens room on June 26. $1000 bucks a pop. See Timmy Dubong for details. 060506 ... misstree i need to build a teleporter so i can go to every walmart in america. (scary thing is, this is a fairly common kind of hookup. from what i understand, at least, not being a gay man, nor having had a proper chance to impersonate one. yet.) 060507 what's it to you? who go blather from