jennifer GWAR (an acronym for God What an Awful Racket) is thrash metal's answer to the more
mainstream satire of Spinal Tap. Gory, sexually perverse, and scatological in the extreme,
GWAR was formed at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond as an experiment in
marketing strategy by several musicians, art students, and dancers. The group claims to
consist of all-powerful interplanetary warriors, descended from aliens stranded in Antarctica
and initially created from the lowest filth in the universe, who have come to Earth to sexually
enslave and/or slaughter the human race. All members perform under aliases; the main
group consists of Oderus Urungus (vocals, born David Brockie), Balsac the Jaws of Death
(guitar, born Michael Derks), Flattus Maximus (guitar, born Peter Lee), Beefcake the Mighty
(bass, born Michael Bishop), and Jizmak the Gusher (drums, born Brad Roberts). Auxiliary
characters include Techno-Destructo (occasional vocals, born Hunter Jackson), Slymenstra
Hymen (born Danyelle Stampe), The Sexecutioner (born Charles Varga), and Sleazy P.
Martini (manager, born Don Drakulich). The group performs in bizarre costumes made of
latex and papier-mache, and their stage show features fake pagan rituals, corpses spewing
washable bodily fluids on the audience, and sometimes a mechanical giant maggot. Not
surprisingly, authorities in several locations have not taken kindly to the group -- Charlotte,
North Carolina fined Urungus on an obscenity charge and banned them for a year, while
police in Athens, Georgia shut down a concert in 1993. With the help of the ACLU, GWAR
sued and settled out of court, donating their award to charity. GWAR is best appreciated with
its visual aspects, which are far more creative than their music; indeed, the group received a
somewhat stunning Grammy nomination in 1993 for its long-form home video Phallus in
Silent Bob MARK! You LOVE Gwar! Why don't you JOIN THE BAND!!!

Wow mark! You play a MEAN GUITAR! It's a shame that...YOU MUST DIE NOW!
KinkyWinky i died on the flesh column 000613
jennifer brownies... my special recipe... lots of sugar 000613
daanuh hmm hmm... i love you eddie... 001121
Quiggz They are GWAR
And they'll go FAR
They've got GUITARS
They'll eat your CAR....

:_) randomly ended up at gwar. amazing, spectacular and seriously stunned!

i want to meet sleezy p. martini!
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