drivetime whirligirl In the Drivetime everything you know is wrong and yet you still have as much confidence and authority as people who love to kill with their opinions. (onions + pi, ha!) Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it. Study the difference between wise suffering and dumb suffering until you get it right. Commit crimes that don't break any laws. Visualize Mother Teresa at the moment of orgasm. Build illusions that make people feel so beautiful they can't stand to be near you. Pretend to be crazy so you can get away with doing what's right. Sing anarchist lullabyes to homosexual children. Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks. Review in detail the history of your life, honoring every moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment Day. Eat money. Fuck gravity. Drink the sun. Dream like a stone. Sing in the acid rain. The Televisionary Oracle is brought to you by the white plumeria flowers that fall at your feet as you stroll towards the cove where the sea turtles swim. -Rob Brezsny 000622 ... Tank the bridge across forever? 000914 what's it to you? who go blather from