don't_croak
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so
I
ran
out
of
frog_balls
to
power
my
frogger_prediction_engine
the
other
day
.
as
everyone
knows
the
the
active
ingredient
in
frog_balls
is
nitric_tree_frog_isocyanate
and
I
needed
to
head
out
to
see
the
froggermancer
in
order
to
obtain
some
more
.
unfortunately
while
on
my
way
some
unsavory
bullfrogs
down
the
street
began
shooting
at
me
with
guns
loaded
with
black_frog_bullets
.
"
JEXUS_H_FROGS
!"
I
screamed
as
I
ducked
for
cover
under
the
rain
of
black_frog_bullets
.
they
stopped
firing
and
came
over
to
where
I
was
huddled
behind
a
Renault
Clio
parked
on
the
curb.
then
one
of
them
grabbed
my
shirt
in
his
webbed
hands
and
demanded
I
give
up
all
of
my
frogcakes
so
that
they
could
buy
some
tequila_frog
brand
tequila
.
"
let_go_little_frog
!"
I
said
defiantly, "
for
I
know
frog_fu
and
am
well
versed
in
the
way_of_the_frog
".
then
one
of
the
larger
frogs
stepped
forward
to
challenge
me
saying
"
so
you
think
you
have
the
frogulence
required
to
take
us
on
?
you're
quite
brave
considering
you're
the
under_frog
in
this
situation
"
to
which
I
replied
"
come
,
let
us
do
battle
my_frog
!"
and
then
it
began
.
suddenly
all
of
the
frogs
attacked
at
once
and
the
flailing
of
our
limbs
as
we
fought
became
a
furious
frogstorm
!
in
the
midst
of
the
pitched
and
ribbiting
battle
a
frog
lashed
out
at
me
with
it's
frogs_tongue
shooting
out
of
it's
mouth
but
I
dodged
and
caught
it
in
midair
using
it
to
strangle
another
of
my
froggy foes.
then
I
spun
performing
a
frogstomp
on
a
fallen
crunchy_frog
putting
him
out
of
commission
as
he
let
out
a
ribbit
of
pain
.
that
was
the
last
blow
as
the
rest
of
the
combatants
had
broke
off
the
fight
and
began
to
run
. "
you
guys
weren't
so
tough
!"
I
called
after
them
mockingly "
in
fact
frogs_were_made_for_babysitting
!"
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