do_not_think_of_green_monkeys
bloody potato chip stop it! 040112
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pipers think of PURPLE ONES


(complete with DISHWATER)


ooOOOoOOOOOoooOOoOOo 		040112
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bloody potato chip and dishwater! 040112
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u24 bloody potato chip? hmm. haven't seen you in a while. or have I just missed you in the depths of the blue? 040113
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pipedream dirty dishwater! 040113
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celestias shadow ohhh, it's too late for me! you, get out! run while there's still time! 040119
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pipedream no! i won't leave you! 040120
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Strideo NOO! I can't! Some one tattooed green_monkeys on the inside of my eyelids!
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pipers wincing ouch, that has GOT to hurt.. 040121
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Strideo not as much as the constant reminder of green_monkeys whenever i shut my eyes!
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pipers which accounts for your dishwater-shot eyes, and your distinctly green tinted skin...could it be....no!...that you're turning INTO A GREEN MONKEY?!

*gasps and leaps back* 		040122
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celestias the green munky RRRRARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *morphs into a green munky right in front of pd's horrified eyes* 040125
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pipers summoning all superpowers frantically *watches in shock and squeaks*

ooer!

*watches horrifiedly as the munkies slap five and do a bottom-shakey dance before launching into a version of barney's song*

stooppp! stooppp!

*looks around frantically for nearest exit* 		040125
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Strideo oh no! i'm a weremonkey!
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pipers hahahahaha

where is my stake? where is my stake?

*a prime T-bone comes flying from the audience and hits pipers on the head* 		040126
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peepers which is worse: dirty dish water, dirty bath water, or the nasty shit that sits under the fridge? 040308
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pipers dirty bath water, definitely...bath water is supposed to be fragrant and bubbly and clear, not black and grimy from someone's body gunk :S 040308
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r_r . 101129
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shpaaaaaaaaaaaa shpaaaaaaaaaaaa 110228
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foyoy foyoy 110930
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