Kara Givens
5522 WhoGivesAFuck ave.
Somewhere,FU 42069

To kill all the stupid people who serve no purpose in this life and who are wasting perfectly good air that I could be breathing.
spending everyday of my inferior life at a low-grade high school with a bad reputation.
Work Experience:
Staring at the faces of every moronic person who wishes to be fed slaughtered cows and granulated chicken compressed into small patties. (Mc Donald's)
Having to put up with fat, ugly, picky managers who are so ungreatful you wish you could choke them or smother them with large amounts of bread dough. (Subway)
Volunteer Experience:
What? Volunteer?! You mean people actually work for nothing? how fucked up is that?! L.O.L
mmm lol, nice 010402
professor uno I shuffled quotas for an enterprising eel.
Lived in the community for a prized tasty.
Can take an experimental diaper
and make a castle out of it.
Schooling extends back to the Tumble Ages
where I lettered in marinating and stretching,
but my grades weren’t all thata negative 12 million.
Worked for Walter Steelman, head of the Diaphoretic
Institute of Breathing Clapping Spinning and Moralizing.
There I was a gambler and my profits are all around
this goddamn town.
Propagated the tranquil pingings in full vials.
Composed an uberdrone out of rice.
Buried beneath the Tombs of Chan Mossa, is a surreptitious
humming clock made of iridium. Put that there.
Been to Scahu.
Expected margarine, got the Barksarian Fleet.
kaibutsu Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

-dorothy parker
thy kara: hahahahaahhahahaha

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