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Dafremen What kind of animal WOULD be named flo0ma? 010721
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flooma the toaster a toaster 010721
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Dafremen (to be continued) THAT'S IT?!!!!!!?

A f*cking toaster people?(Thanx for the effort toaster, keep up the good...toasting!)

Throw me a friggin bone already the rest of you!

Flo0ma!!!

EF EL OH OHH EM AY

There isn't a single animal that ANYONE can think of that might fit the name flo0ma?

Hmmm...flooo000ma...what would a flo0ma look like yea...(scratches head and THINKS)
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TalviFatin what kind of animal would be named a flooma?? A bird/puma. A bird-cat. 010724
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florescent light it seems obvious to me that it would be the lochness monster


because

a) The Flume is the name of the Log Ride at amusement parks and if you've ever seen it, it's all curvy and swervy up and down, just like the lochness monster.
you'd actually be able to physically take the lochness monster and make it into the Flume Ride.

b) additionally, the word flo0ma is all curvy and swervy
so the word actually looks like the animal which looks like the ride. or maybe it's the ride that looks like the animal

c) plus, if you've ever seen the lochness monster, it's a yellow-green color, which is the color of phlem, which sounds very close to flo0ma.

there you have it, babe

flo0ma is the lochness monster
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Dafremen I'm impressed. TAKE A DEAD MONKEY! 010725
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black-dyed gel product and here I was thinking flo0ma was an emu... 010726
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Ahmad Flo0ma, a tropical bird, that is only capable of short flights, it has black wingtips, a pink neck, yellow beek, and bright, redish yellow body.

it has a distingtive mating dance. and is very shy humans.
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gumby some sort of a squid-beast... 020824
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hmmpff the flo0ma: a small, microscopically tiny little vermin that lives in the stomach of the tropical flamingo that was in the documentary i just watched; responsible for stimulating the production of the gastric phlegm the flamingos use to digest particularly hard-scaled fish.

thats what i pictured when i saw flo0ma anyway... twisted, if you will, but what can you do?
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Lick That last explanation was perhaps the closest to what I was thinking that a floOma would be. A parasitic organism closely related to the tapeworm. 040307
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dafremen Wow. You guys are GOOOD.

A flo0ma is INDEED the name of an imaginary stomach parasite that I invented one day when I'd smoked too much weed.

I don't know how the fuck you did that.
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