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MollyGoLightly Wow what a genius. The best thing to happen to music. Ever. Kicks Coltrane's ass. So talented and innovative. Wow. I love Elvis. I love Elvis. (Come on Brad, take the bait. Come on Brad, take the bait.) 000518
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Brad Molly knows how much I think elvis was a key catalyst in the watering down of music. Being from memphis, I know how insane this elvis-worship can get. Elvis started the trend that was followed up by Kenny G and Vanilla Ice... taking a form of music pioneered by African-Americans and watering it down to make it sufficiently marketable to a mainstream white mass audience. I don't really blame him... he was just a country boy who happened to make it big. It's the whole concept of it that gets me. I have no problem with elvis... except that he was a poor singer and couldnt play a guitar better than your average cousin can... three root position chords and thats it. That being said, he at least listened to the right music. Ah well... I took the bait. Ya'll are so mean... it's like i'm some kind of sideshow act and anytime you want to see me perform, just stir up the pot and I jump right in! Hehe. that's what i get for being passionate. :) 000518
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silentbob elvis had a stinky butt 000927
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Barrett Elvis needs boats
Elvis needs boats
Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis needs boats.

Ahh, the sailing Elvis.
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grendel and if you ain't got mojo_nixon
then your store could use some fixin
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Barrett Grendel is God or Satan.
I'm not sure which.
But, he's definitly one of them.
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pat sajak cartoon 011115
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will i love reading your mind 040423
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