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Strideo so I ran out of frog_balls to power my frogger_prediction_engine the other day. as everyone knows the the active ingredient in frog_balls is nitric_tree_frog_isocyanate and I needed to head out to see the froggermancer in order to obtain some more. unfortunately while on my way some unsavory bullfrogs down the street began shooting at me with guns loaded with black_frog_bullets.

"JEXUS_H_FROGS!" I screamed as I ducked for cover under the rain of black_frog_bullets. they stopped firing and came over to where I was huddled behind a Renault Clio parked on the curb. then one of them grabbed my shirt in his webbed hands and demanded I give up all of my frogcakes so that they could buy some tequila_frog brand tequila.

"let_go_little_frog!" I said defiantly, "for I know frog_fu and am well versed in the way_of_the_frog". then one of the larger frogs stepped forward to challenge me saying "so you think you have the frogulence required to take us on? you're quite brave considering you're the under_frog in this situation" to which I replied "come, let us do battle my_frog!" and then it began.

suddenly all of the frogs attacked at once and the flailing of our limbs as we fought became a furious frogstorm! in the midst of the pitched and ribbiting battle a frog lashed out at me with it's frogs_tongue shooting out of it's mouth but I dodged and caught it in midair using it to strangle another of my froggy foes. then I spun performing a frogstomp on a fallen crunchy_frog putting him out of commission as he let out a ribbit of pain.

that was the last blow as the rest of the combatants had broke off the fight and began to run. "you guys weren't so tough!" I called after them mockingly "in fact frogs_were_made_for_babysitting!"
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