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gregg you can just call me Harold as i smoke a blunt, flex, and wait for some offender...


;-)@daMolly


hehehehehehehehehe
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MollyGoLightly We're counting on you, Harold. Will you be checking I.Ds at the door?

:)
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HAROLD oh you know i will!



"form one solid line and have your I.D. ready with 8 dollars!!"
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MollyGoLightly *hopes the blatherbouncer does not see the underage molly with a rum and coke in her hand* 000521
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HaRoLd *flexes again and points to something in the distance "A UFO!!!!"...as that underage girl looks, something square and papery gets dropped in her drink*

hmmmmmm.....

they must have quite a grid coordinating system set up on that ship to land something that small in a hidden glass...i wonder what it could be...
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MollyGoLightly uh oh...an awfully odd sensation has come over me..i do believe that coke was WAY past it's sell-by date...

eeep.
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big freaky bird except for the brief stints at strip bars, i don't have many fond memories of working as a bouncer...

putting someone through a table/windshield/door/wall is easier than actually being put through it yourself
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Harold-ness *watches intently as that girl hiding glass gets trundled into the pulsing lights and swirling sounds of the club*


*winks at the alien who is next in line*
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Harold *flexes* 000521
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