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bijou I woke up in your_house, on your couch, with your_smell all over me and no one else was there. except the dog and the cat.

I took a crap in your toilet, i washed my hands in your sink, and I tiptoed (I was scared you would come home) into your_room to look at your_cd's.

And there is really something about the sight of your unmade bed in front of a huge window with the blinds open wide so the morning sun shines in, something about it that makes me want to, what? I don't know. I want to fuck you. That's it.

I walked your dog, locked your door, and pulled my car out of your driveway.
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bijous unhealthy obsession funny girls. funny, like a funeral 011213
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silentbob something about girls that know how to make me laugh 011214
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niki i can make you laugh... 011214
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Casey I know this one that always makes me laugh when she laughs, because she snorts and makes such a cute face doing it. 011214
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lady lunchbox i'm one of those funny girls...
i used to be depressed, but i learned to get over myself and just love life.

now i'm just odd and i say weird things, but hey, it gets the job done! there's nothing like making someone smile.
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