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 | amy | These subtle people drive ME nuts!! (Not anyone here)
 Shit!
 Kiss my ass!
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 | joey subtle | ooooo! my duck is spinning. nice duck! doesn't talk much, though.
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 | amy | ducks don't talk, ya big jerk. no subtlety allowed.
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 | joey subtle | but baby, i am THE joey subtle. it's my nature. | 001126 | 
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 | amy | i don't care who you are. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
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 | joey subtle | ooohhh! i think i just hurt my back, my lower back. | 001126 | 
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 | amy | call your chiropractor. | 001126 | 
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 | joey subtle | can i use your phone? | 001126 | 
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 | amy | go ahead. | 001126 | 
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 | joey subtle | ppplllleeeeeeeeezz! | 001126 | 
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 | joey subtle | oh, ok. | 001126 | 
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 | Alexander Beetle | a duck's quack does not echo and no-one knows why 
 weird huh
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 | paste! | i remember shrooming once at golden gate park and i was tossing rocks at ducks in the pond saying "want a ducky?" still to this day, i have no fucking clue what i was talking about or what i was on. oh yeah, fungus. so it goes. 
 want a ducky?
 want a ducky?
 ahh, college road trips...
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 | black-dyed gel product | I this jesus probably ate a lot of shrooms. That's why they wrote a book about him. | 010618 | 
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 | joey subtle | want a ducky? want a ducky?
 want some halibut?
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 | yummychuckle | how manyducks would a rubberduck fuck if a rubberduck could fuck ducks? | 010619 | 
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 | paste! | paste!: want a ducky? duck: no...what the fuck?
 paste!: ok, want some electric moose pie?
 duck: cha-cha!
 
 (end act I)
 
 act II is brewing!
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 | paste! | paste!: where is the balsa wood, duck? duck: *belch*
 paste!: good call duck. it is not as vertical, papa, aching paws and all. she negated the drip in the old faucet.
 duck: aye, rewrap the elite charcoal!
 
 (end act II)
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 | bloody potato chip | my duck is spinning. nice duck, doesn't say much, though. ow! i hit myself in the head with my duck! i have pants like those, i do! feel that fan? it feels good. | 010624 | 
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 | joey subtle | billions of dead ducks | 030620 | 
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 | screwing for virginity | how would you like my 9" duck in your ass | 030621 | 
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 | joey subtle | lubed or unlubed? | 030621 | 
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