faucet splinken christ, the back of my neck hurts where it struck the faucet. yeah, i fell in the bathtub. actually, i fell into the bathtub. was on my way to the toilet to puke and lost control of myself. strange bruises all over my legs. this summer's 20 pound loss really fucked up my alcohol tolerance. 000916 ... J mustve fallen outve your electric wheelchair. DUI! citizens arrest! 020904 ... noname faucet??? what the hell's that? i think it's what us brits call a tap. you know, one of those things water comes out of? good. i'm glad we've got that cleared up... 051017 what's it to you? who go blather from