i_am_not_an_alcoholic
grendel
i
am
a
drunk
alcoholics
go
to
meetings
010123
...
deb
i
said
that
! :)
(
see
drunk
)
010123
...
bijou
last
night
i
christened
my
new
toilet
with
regurgitated coronas.
those
limes
sure
do
sting
coming
back
up
.
011011
...
mister mourning
perhaps
not
,
but
i
am
definetely
a
major
coke
fiend
011011
...
Norm
If
you
think
you
have
a
problem
than
you
probably
do
.
It's
not
a
problem
for
me
and
no
one
who
matters
to
me
has
ever
said
they
have
a
problem
with
it
.
People
who
matter
=
My
buddies
,
family
,
boss
,
teachers
,
police
officers,
judge
.
The
odd
person
at
a
party
might
call
me
an
alcoholic
but
I
could
care
less
cause
they
don't
matter
.
011011
...
dB
It
depends
on
how
you
look
at
it
.
If
your
drinking
bothers
you
then
stop
.
I
bought
a
700ml
of
Clan
Campbell
Scotch
tonight
for
two
reasons
:
1
)
I've
never
tried
it
before
.
2
)
Because
I
didn't
feel
up
to
drinking
a
whole
40oz.
Some
would
say
that
I
have
a
problem
drinking
a
whole
700
in
one
sitting
.
I
say
I
don't
mind
doing
it
.
Alcohols
IS
a
cruch
,
but
let's
face
it
,
even
the
strongest
of
legs
sometimes
need
help
.
011012
...
Mister Mourning
"
I
can
drink
a
whole
hennessy
fifth
some
call
that
a
problem
i
call
it
a
gift
"
--Xzibit
011012
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from