fever_slide
birdmad
woke
up
two
hours
late
for
work
today
to
discover
that
one
of
the
cats
has
learned
that
the
best
way
to
not
be
disturbed
by
the
godawful racket
made
by
the
alarm
clock
is
to
jump
on
top
of
it
as
soon
as
it
starts
buzzing
and
go
to
curl
up
over
the
speaker
effectively
muffling
the
sound
.
101
°F
fever
,
no
voice
for
most
of
the
day
and
joints
so
stiff
as
to
be
near
immobile
always
have
kibble
on
hand
and
out
so
the
little
hairballs
have
ample
food
and
just
filled
the
big
bowl
last
night
so
they
had
water
too
,
felt
no
compunction
about
grabbing
the
phone
,
calling
in
sick
and
embracing
the
fever
dreams
(
usually
i
am
about
two
degrees
below
what
is
medically classified
as
"
normal
"
for
body
temperature
but
i
typically
never
have
a
fever
for
very
long
either
so
i
am
weird
in
that
respect
)
dreaming
in
cycles
and
circles
until
about
three
in
the
afternoon
when
suddenly
i
woke
up
needing
to
go
to
the
restroom
and
finally
feeling
the
insistent
rumble
of
an
empty
stomach
all
told
,
i
slept
for
about
thirteen
hours
,
which
is
three
times
more
than
my
usual
i
wish
i
could
remember
what
i
dreamed
though
i
have
vague
recollections
that
a
lot
of
it
felt
like
falling
,
other
than
taking
advantage
of
being
able
to
lie
on
top
of
me
to
capitalize
on
the
warmth
i
generated
while
i
slept
,
the
cats
seemed
unperturbed
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